the whole "THWOOMP!!" bit made me bust out laughing XD
Good one!
Mad props to SultryLamp for the delivery XD

"He tried to **** me on the forklift!"
(I'm sure some MST3K fans might get a chuckle out of this reference :P )

yeah, scared stiff

aww geez, now I feel bad for pointing it out in one of the previous comments...